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AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.
Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved
All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!
The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.
Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.
I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!
Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.
It's also used when you're coding
Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");
When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm
I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby
Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.