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nut nirvana

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals

I am feeling so nut nirvana today because I did good on my math quiz

by reettttttttttt May 03, 2023


Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021


Nirvana Nevermind

One of the greatest grunge albums from nirvana a group from Seattle.
This album is what got grande into the mainstream

Person 1: yo wanna hear some nirvana nevermind.
Person 2: sure I’ll put on smells like teen spirit.
Person 1: …

by HaTTTTTTTTT November 21, 2021


nirvana dream

The Dream Of Getting The Success Of The Band Nirvana ~John

When I grow up I want to achieve the nirvana dream

by Johnps710 December 03, 2016


Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022


Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 02, 2010


email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021