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Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.

The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

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Jap Movie Night

Common in gay circles.

Where a group of males congregate with the intention of bumming, felching and snowballing each other.

So-called as participants generally all bring cameras and/or camcorders to capture the action for future autoeroticism.

Ben, Chad and Armind met round John's house for a Jap movie night.

by French William May 17, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 27, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 March 19, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.

"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"

by Davo A. February 7, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ain't no fo jap co!

The literal translation is "Don't bring the hubcap to Hubcap Joe's". The popular phrase was coined by Walter Beans while he was attempting to express his opinion on a certain matter of importance, and accidentally slipped into his native tongue, an English dialect referred to as Walleney.

Person 1:
Look! I found a hubcap! Let's bring it to Hubcap Joe's!

Person 2:
Ain't no fo jap co!

by Alopecoid October 7, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 17, 2013

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