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White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.

My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems

by Emster73 June 8, 2012

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Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

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The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020


Problem loading page

The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 June 12, 2011


User Interface Problem

A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.

"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".

by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009


trolley problem solver

Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.

That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.

by marsh11 May 18, 2023


Filthy Rich Problems

Problems that are one step past first world problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...

by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019