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a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
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The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.
Only people who understand irony would get this.
Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"
Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"
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Problems that are one step past first world problems
So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.
Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.
Filthy Rich Problems...
The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox
Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!
Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.
The most difficult problem in engineering.
Involves converting an image into pure currency.
The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.
Image-currency problem.
The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.
A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.
"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".