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Jasper Tan is so handsome, he is the pacar of Jennifer Tan
Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.
A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.
Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.
A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*
Person 1: "Check out my tan!"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"
Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
When a tan has manifested into a whole 'nother category of orange. It can also refer to the thick leathery feel of over-tanned skin.
Sherry went to school in Florida and now she looks like a tan-gerine.
Mary got her tan-gerine from Walmart and now she looks like my grandma's couch.
Also see:
orange tangerine tan cheese nip oompa loompa
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dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan
"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"
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The state of being tanned to the point where you feel that your strength,virility and raw sexual potency have been drastically improved. A true power tan owner is out at every opportunity soaking up much needed rays and if the weather not permitting, is taking advantage of synthetic sources of sunlight.
I went beach sunned it up for a whole day then went to the gym and i was a beast... Do you kno why?
No I have no idea...
Because of my power tan!
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