Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

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Cunt Canoe

Similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.

Gahdamn that bitch is SUCH a cunt canoe!

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shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.

Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."

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Rowin the canoe

A slang way of describing female masturbation

“Ya she was rowing her canoe really loudly in the back” Rowin the canoe

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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze

Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn

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beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape

she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe

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nalani cano

A really hott chick who loves hot men, she got huge tits and ass.

I wish my girlfriend is a Nalani Cano

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