Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.

She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!

hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

Auburn hair

Part of the red head or ginger community, with darker locks. The fire in their soles burn far hotter than the rest of the red heads. The dmv dose not consider this to be it’s own hair color, it is either classified as red or brown. These people are fierce and hate being called a Weasley, as a member of that population we will kick you. We all look diffrent, but most of us are cursed with easily burnt skin, have freckles, and lighter eyes. We know we have a beautiful hair color, you do not need to point it out because we where most definitely bullied for it when we where younger.

One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.

Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.

Lily potter had auburn hair

Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy

Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”