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The minipulation of a subject's mind which causes the subject to perform a task when the set condition is triggered. This can be open to awareness or not by the subject. The minipulator is a malicious person/group using the media, sounds, etc. as a medium for such minipulations.
The government, Illuminati, the media... your mom, etc.
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Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
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Mind of Mencia is a show about a mentally retarded spic named Carlos Mencia, who says he makes fun of "all people" when in reality he makes all non-White look good and only really makes fun of White people. Infact, Mencia is part White himself, his father was German. Carlos Mencia's birth name was really "Ned Holness".
In Mind of Mencia, Carlos always make White People look like "stupid White Trash", this can be proved if you watch serval segments of his show, such as "Ask Whitey" and "Nigger or Nigga", where he calls Blacks his 'Bruthas' and says "White People are forbidden to use the word 'Nigger' only Blacks and Hispanics can because we've taken over the U.S."
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Pertaining to any thought(s) or idea(s) or problem(s) that causes an individual to devote an inordiant amount of time thinking or acting upon the aformentioned thought(s), idea(s) or problem(s). Mind viruses typically cause all other work to cease unless,
a. the idea is completely thought out,
b. the problem is solved,
c. interaction from an individual who has not been affected by the mind virus intervenes, or provides an immediate solution to the idea.
Mind virus are very contagious, especially in individuals who work in scientific, engineering or philisophical communities. Virus can spread via email, web pages, and word-of-mouth.
There is no absolute cure that is currently available in perscription or over-the-counter pills.
The ideas on creating a successful DARPA challenge vehicle entry caused many engineers to contract a mind virus.
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a term that one would use in admiration of another person
lovelypeaches: *rubs her coochie on instagram live*
twitter stans: ugh her mind 😍😍😌😋💞🙈🙈✨✨💫
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Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.
Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.
He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.
Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Mind of Mencia: Once you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
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a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general
I was on a carnival ride when suddenly it went the opposite way I thought it would go. I got so confused that I was totattly mind fucked.
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