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When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7
He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.
Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.
When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.
*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"
When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
When you warm up in the bullpen for multiple innings but do not go into the game.
Dude skipper just blue balled me to put in the lefty specialist.