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A drink that you buy in san francisco liquor stores. its 2 tiny bacardi limon's 1 seagrams gin and a red bull. it is sold along with a styrafoam cup a bag of ice a straw and lid.
Yo! you grabbing anything to drink before the club?
Yea, im gonna slide through the store and grab me a high speed.
Yo, grab me one too!!
fa sho
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The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.
When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.
1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.
2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.
3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena
The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.
Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.
Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.
Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.
When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.