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When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.
"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."
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1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.
2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.
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A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.
James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.
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The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.
"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."
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the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"
hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha
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When we are in the shower with your girlfriend and you are sucking on her nipples and you get a mouth full of water.
I was in the shower and got a mouthful of nipple water.
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n: the small bumps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men's, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.
"I wanted t wear this shirt today, but when I took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it."
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