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Italian spaghetti that is made with chicken instead of ground beef or pork sausage.
"I forgot to buy ground beef at the grocery store, honey. It looks like we're eating nigger noodles tonight."
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a coldness which is rather apparent in older school classrooms, or brisk mornings. refers to the words nippy, meaning cold, and noodles, meaning long stringy pasta (the connection is indeterminate).
Marie: "Boy, it's nippy noodles in here today"
Spencer: "why do you keep saying that?"
Marie: "shut up, Spencer, i'll say what i want!"
Spencer: "whatever."
Marie: "i love you spencer, and i always have. i wish to spend my days with you, and press myself against your warm body."
Spencer: "I suddenly feel very hot... does anyone else feel that?"
Marie: "I'm still nippy noodles"
Spencer: "were you saying something?"
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The male equivalent to a basic girl. Typically white and looks exactly like his 3 friends Todd, Matt, and James.
“Yo did you snag that new thrasher hoodie? It’s looking tight!!”
“Heck Nah, Im no noodle boy”
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By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.
People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
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Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style
If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.
Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.
Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!
Yo mang, I just took some ramen noodles and made some ramizzle.. it's the shizzle!
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Someone who cooks and prepares noodles.
"Po, we are noodle folk."
-Kung Fu Panda
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the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)
I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.
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