a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.
"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"
Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.
Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.
A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!
It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!
Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!
(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.
Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.
When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.
I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.