an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."
Beholding a face worthy of a golden shower.
Golden shower- the act of being peed on the face
Her face is Goldie worthy
The little wiggle you do when something positive happens - usually induced by someone you love
When something positive happens or when you love someone and they make you happy so you do a little wiggle - “ my boyfriend /girlfriend is wiggle worthy” - “he/she makes me wiggle”
A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.
Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!
When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.
"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."
"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.
"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"
a kind way of saying someone is trash.
"rsherrero is not pre worthy