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Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

by SkaBrah May 22, 2015


Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack October 27, 2015


Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

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Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.

"Did you just have a bad job?"

by Spank Rebel September 3, 2018


Syrup Job

When you put syrup in a persons butt hole and lick it out.(often a sexual thing)

Yoo I just gave Azian a syrup job!

by Random Guy with words! :) May 12, 2019


Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014


Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022