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The people in bumble-fuck Ohio that have no idea what is going on outside their little towns & are oblivious to just about everything, including their jobs.
"I emailed him and he never got back to me. I don't think he even knows how to use the computer because he's Ohio-Dumb."
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Cadiz, Ohio is a small appalachain village located between Steubinville and Cambridge Ohio. It's 4 square miles and has only one traffic light (which doesn't even have enough traffic flow to be legal.) Lots of hillbillies live there but they're friendly. Harrison County High School is located there, but it isn't very good. Everyone there uses double negatives and sees deer on a daily basis.
It's common practice for guys to talk about the action they got the previous night in front of girls, as a matter of fact, there is almost no chivalry at all.
When there aren't parties, they just drive around and waste their gas, sit at shell, or go to "shanty town" aka Sally Buffalo's campgrounds.
If you go there and don't know what "shit kickers" are, or if you've never milked a cow, be prepared to be made fun of, even if you know you're smarter than them.
Most of the guys dip, drive a truck and always wear a hat. The girls mostly wear jeans that are too tight, and their boobs always hang out. Both sexes wear american eagle t-shirts when they "go out."
If you go to Cadiz, Ohio you will have to drive 30 minutes to go anywhere, unless you need a dollar store.... they have 3 of them.
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Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.
Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."
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THE "emo" song. When most people think "emo" they think of this song. This is because this is probably the "emo" song that's gotten more mainstream attention than any other. I'm not stereotyping. I know "emos" listen to many different genres, but this is something that has been labelled by today's mainstream world. This song is probably called "emo" because of its lyrics.
"cut my wrists and black my eyes..."
Person 1: I saw Ohio Is For Lovers on MTV the other day!
Person 2: It's the new "EMO" song of the century!
Person 1: But I've gotta say that heavy metal is much better
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The meaning "only in Ohio" means that a specific type of thing only occurs in Ohio.
Something abnormal that would only be believed to occur in Ohio
"Only in Ohio" would there be a cat like that
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The sex act where you pop you finger in your lovers ass, and then slip it into his urethra
My man wanted to get nasty, so I gave him the Ohio Slip
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The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.
Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.
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