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A shitty ass school where the resource officer looks fucking retarded. School up that school is easier then getting an STD from the school slut.
Yo you go to pine view middle school?
Yes, it got shot up last week
Person 1: *Drops their ice cream*
Person 2: That's so Pine Lake Middle School, bro.
The act of taking a needle, and inserting it into your dick, then cumming it out into a female.
Guy1: Dude, I just gave a bitch an Alabama Pine Needle!
Guy2: omg! did it pierce through her vag?
Guy1: Yeah bitch was bleeding everywhere.
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It is high time I knock down the pine forest. My boyfriend pointed out that I am way overdue for de-forestation! My legs are soooooooooo hairy!
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Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;
e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.
"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"
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a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.
adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover
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A school on the west coast of San Diego CA known for it's insane hot, bitchy girls, excess amounts of money, parking lot filled with every new BMW or Mercedes ever created, used to have an epic football team that completely failed this year due to drug addiction cuz everyone is wayy to bored and has too much extra cash for their own good.
I fucked a torrey pines high school girl in her loaded beamer this weekend.. hell yeahhhhhh
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