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When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!
"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"
"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"
"mmmhmmm!"
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.
Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.
When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob
"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"
When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."