A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"
Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"
Person 1: "Yea totally!"
Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...
Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money
A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.
I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.
The act of shitting on a floor, covering it in hot sauce and chili powder, and eating it.
Yo, David just did a full on Floor Taki. Props to him
noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor
ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!
The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth
I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato
An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.