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A man who claims heterosexuality while clearly exhibiting homosexual tendencies. Example: having a history of participating in cheerleading and/or other significantly un-manly activities (knitting, dance lessons, clothes shopping, etc.), and attempting to increase the manliness of said activities by explaining that they partnered with their sister.
Additionally, this man will likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.
This man will attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.
"Dude, I told Gay Tim to bring his dog Rufus to our barbecue."
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To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!
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Tim Skold is the Coolest person EVER. He was in Shotgun Messiah, Skold (Solo artist), (Worked With) KMFDM, MDFMK, OhGr, and Marilyn Manson.
Tim Skold rocks my socks with his awesome Swedish-ness and sick hair.
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The act of tea bagging someone while Tebowing.
Guy - Crazy ass night, I was Tim Teabaggin some bitch like it was my job.
Friend -You were doin what?
Guy - Tim Teabagging, it's when u Tebow over top someone but put ur balls in their mouth.
Tim face is when someone has a permanent look on their face that makes you want to throat punch them.
Look at him with his Tim face!
Very similar to moobies, only on men named Tim. Man tits with freckles. (Also very common on old men with big pecs in their prime
Tim's tim-ti's flop up and down when he runs to the fridge for cheese
Pretending to be liberal so your critiques of the left carry more cache
See also: Dave Rubin
I don't have the intellectual heft to make a strong argument so I guess I'll Tim Pool it as I go.
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