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Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


special-military-operation

Is an Orwellian inspired New Speak word, popularized by a notable dictator, to describe a scorched-earth war of unimaginable devastation that seeks to eliminate all people that don't swear fealty to the dictator. This specific type of war begins with military exercises and conscripts being told that they're going into a territory just for training purposes. Upon arriving in a foreign land, the military orders their troops to commit themselves to destroying apartment buildings, schools, hospitals, power plants, sewage and waste water treatment plants, indiscriminately killing civilians, as well as committing numerous war crimes. During public interviews, special-military-operation will be used in place of all of these horribly messy details in an attempt to sanitize a brutal and inhumane war that the dictator has instigated.

To spend several days watching news broadcasts on the main state channels, as well as surveying state-controlled newspapers, is to witness the extent of the Kremlin’s efforts to sanitize its war with the Orwellian term β€œspecial-military-operation” β€” and to make all news coverage align with that message.

by Zappoblappo March 9, 2022

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era

There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

by Al January 31, 2004

141πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


special military operation

Used by the aggressor to mellow how it is presented in the intent to hide realities for own citizens.

The invaded country experiences that the special military operation looks like a war, feels like a war, smells like a war and is without doubt a war.

Putin started a Special Military Operation in Ukraine.

by Viking from the north May 2, 2022

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Urban Operations Vehicle

1. A 2.5 liter turbocharged all wheel drive Subaru Legacy GT driven by race car driver Andrew Lim, himself. It is truly a car in its rarest form, however commonly mistaken for a Toyota Camry. If you see this car on the road, you might as well just recline your seats and close your eyes because this is a definite sleeper!
2. Also, U.O.V.

Summon the Urban Operations Vehicle to sector 9 pronto.

by Andrew Lim August 10, 2008


Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

by skemes February 15, 2012