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The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)
Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!
Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before
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A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
Page County High School is a public secondary school located in Shenandoah, VA. The school mascot is the Panther, which is ironic considering the color. This school does not have much diversity.
Reading and writing are not the focus of this educational facility. Chemistry and sports seem to catch the attention of most students for they find these skills will help in the production of their Crystal Meth, growing of weed, and running from the law.
Of course not all students have the same interest and there is a wide verity in the types of students. From stuck up jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, whores, and people who act like they are better than everyone else. All are welcome at Page County High!
She does an amazing job as long as she has spell check.
Oh, so is she a Page County High School graduate?
The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:
"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
Regards,
John"
On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
douche douchbag douchebag douchbaggery douchebaggery John Fitzgerald Page JFP
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voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.
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When you become depressed because you run a meme page
Person 1: hey my guy, what's wrong
Person 2: I just have the meme page blues
The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"