Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

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Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

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paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

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lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

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Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.

Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush

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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint