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A great place to catch a baseball game in the summer starting June 4th.
Timmy: I want to see a baseball game while I'm on vacation, where should I go?
Sally: Go to Palm Springs and see the POWER play almost everyday this summer! They even have Dollar Beer Nights on Tuesdays!
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When you finish fingering a womans vagina, just before she squirts slap your hand over it and block it for extra speed and accuracy
I just got 10/10. Doing a palm job On my wife .
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A Face Plant will usually occur when someone does something incredibly stupid...
Not to be confused with: Face Plant
Person one: OMG! I forgot how to spell 'random'!
Person two: Face Palm
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1. n. The mode of transportation in Palm Beach County that takes 'people' from their cafeteria job to their shanty.
2. adj. Describes anything that is of low quality and deserves to be in a shanty-town.
1. n. Did you see that man get on the Palm Tran? I think he served me lunch!
2. adj. This car is so Palm Tran.
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a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.
Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis
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1. the practice of getting your hands as hot as you can physically handle and then jerking it
2. jerkin it with icy hot (or equivalent)
"dude, how'd you burn your hand?"
"put it in the toaster for some hot palming"
"ow!"
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When a men rubs his hand all over his junk vigorously, then proceeds to grabbing someone face (preferably his girl) after they have done something wrong, question them or refuse to obey them.
Me: Hey Reece your girl really embarrassed you last night!
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.
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