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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.

Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*

by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021


Sex Panther Platoon

An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.

" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".

by AVsearch March 24, 2018


Panther Hug

1) To copulate with one's mate(s) wherein the receiving member is bent over forward and the propagator directly behind, bent over, with arms circumferencing the abdomen of the receiver.

2) To give a warming, energetic, but unexpected hug via approaching from the rear – commonly given to an friend, acquaintance or family member.

1) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.

2) The tides of my ocean brought forth crashing waves of passion as he encased me with his panther hug.

by T3P1D March 16, 2015


pantherous

Another word for luxurious

That's a pantherous item you have.

by tateristag November 22, 2018


Reluctant Panther

A pitty fuck from an old woman.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and your Mama gave me the reluctant panther last night.

by Nemo's Mom April 10, 2010


northwood panthers

Nwhs is a shitty ass school where every white ass bitch has a problem wit you but too scared to tell you in your face . Literally the worst school ever , they make you swim and lifeguards literally just stand there watching you drown it happened to me and another girl they dgaf about you🤷🏽 ♀️. All you white ass bitches need to watch out who you talk shit about cuz the next minute I can drag your ass 🅿️. Jus watch yo back sis . Nwhs is a school where it’s basically all white ppl , all these white ugly ass bitches are always the ones who have to say the most .

northwood panthers is a school where white girls are just scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊
Me : walks on the grass because of a bus evacuation

White bitch: * bumps into you

Me : don’t fucking touch me

White girl: you bumped into me first , do something about it

Me : sis stop I can drag your Dora looking ass , and beat tf out of you 😌
Her: oh shit she right , I’m too scared to confront her

white bitches are just ppl that are scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊

by Beat me up or stfu bitch 🥰🤣 🖕🏽 May 23, 2019


Panther Piss

Term for particularly nasty south east Asian beer with a tiger on the label. Term coined by Vietnam war vets.

Johnny found us a couple bottles of panther piss, tasted god-awful but it got the job done.

by 3pac Quakur December 5, 2021