Rocca Paradox

When a person who seeks fame uses humour to make fun of a very famous person thus not allowing themselves to have fame.

Mo Rocca has downsized celebrities for a living therefore causing himself not to have the chance be a celebrity. Thus creating what we call a 'Rocca Paradox'

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the mole paradox

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.

At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.

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Alcohol Paradox

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

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spammer's paradox

When a website is spammed on a forum, in which the thread it is posted in does not support spamming, nor does the original author.

Hey, go to my forums! But DO NOT spam there!

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bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

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Paradox Poke

To no-life a lego game while complaining that a body shot no longer instant kill even though he uses an attachment that tells you where to aim to get a headshot.

Also can’t take a joke as he called out moderators for banning him even though they did it as a joke.

Paradox Poke is such an idiot! He complains about the bodyshot nerf even though he’s using BT!

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psycho paradox

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

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