past game

An MMORPG you no longer play.
(Taken from past life)

"You may have met me in a past game"

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Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

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Shit paste

Gives a positive review on an item/s. Can be used instead of cool/reem/amazing/good.

This paté is shit paste.

That guy is shit paste.

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Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

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cope and paste

What one does after being told numerous times that the attachment you sent will no open.

you: i sent this dufus a copy of my application 5 times and he still can't open it.

me: why don't you just cope and paste it?

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henna paste

The stuff used to make henna. You know, right before the mhandi oil comes in? Yeah, well, it's green. and it smells nasty. not like crap nasty but like gasoline (which only seems good at first) nasty, and it makes me SICK to even think of the stuff.

Aww, man, this stupid henna paste on my arm is making it really hard to eat my egg salad.

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chicken paste

Paste made by chickens to be used as glue

I used some chicken paste instead of elmers today.

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