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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When a female put peanut butter on her clit to make a dog eat her out.
Hey Beth, did spot like the Peanut Butter clit last night?
The ring of shit left on ones wrist after fisting a dirty asshole.
Man, after my wild night with Xtopher I woke up with a thick ass peanut butter bracelet.
A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.
yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
a name given to a gay man's ass.
I want some of his peanut butter pussy.
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To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
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a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly
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