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A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen
Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.
To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies
Kati: are you looking for a relationship?
Sam: no just looking to befriend and pen
in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.
Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.
A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated
Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!
Other Bro: Why?
Bro: because paper is total shit
An item you use to draw with when your an emo.
Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,
Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen
A pal that you are comfortable enough to touch dicks with.
Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
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