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In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
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Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.
Man, did she flip out when he slipped her the ol' Sneaky Pete!
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I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom
Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?
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One of the last Albino monkeys known to man, he has angry midget sindrome and should not be approached by any member of the public unless you have weed on you!!
paedophile
albino
gorila
pombear
smurf
pete dix
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during sex the pinky finger goes in a girls ass without them knowing.
E: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete
P: That is so wicked
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Derogatory term for a white male.
National Football League Commissioner Pete Rozelle was instrumental in integrating the NFL during the 1960s. Despite his willingness to takckle the issue of racism, which included taking on Washington Redskins owner George Marshall, many of the Afro-American players -- offput by his white-bread persona -- nicknamed him "Peckerhead Pete".... Many Afro-Americans blackballed or just plain alienated from the NFL found a home in the more-welcoming AFL.
-- Jack Horrigan & Mike Rathet, "The Other League: The Fabulous Story of the American Football League"
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the conition of one's penis after fucxkin Justina in the ass.
Justina gave me a shitty pete.
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