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the coolest thing in the entire world.
phat burgers better than any other
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A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
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A big poo in ya nans pajamas. Wet and saucy smells like soggy byriani. somalian children will suffer alot
Oh no the somalians have had another phat tamahochi in there nans jim jams
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A man who controls all the puss.
See that guy right there he has slurrped over a thousand puss,he truly is The Phat Controller.
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Founded by Russell Simmons in 1992, Phat Farm takes the best of mainstream culture and infuses it with aspirations of sophisticated American youth. This mixture gives Phat Farm a universal appeal that makes the brand a classic. Phat Farm's high quality fabrics and detailed designs represent the lifestyle of those who strive for the best.
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(Pretty hot and tempting) (and no dout) (undeniably good looking, and young)
I meet a hottie, 29 years old, I told her she was phat and ugly, she slapped me, but appologized after I told her what I ment
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