A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.
Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?
Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."
Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.
Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!
The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.
Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?