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King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton June 29, 2012


Soggy Pigeon

Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.

"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021


pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)

* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.

by Ein3 March 21, 2023


pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 4, 2021


pigeon milk

A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.

Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”

by Pigeon Jim January 31, 2022


Fancy pigeon

A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.

Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?

by PigeonDude March 1, 2021


pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014