A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.
Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?
A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.
“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”
Kind of like a regular pigeon, but born & raised in the city. You can find a street pigeon posted up in a random alley or just walking down the main strip. A street pigeon is tougher than your average pigeon because he's seen some shit. It is not in your best interest to ever make eye contact with a street pigeon, as it will feel provoked.
You see that street pigeon over there eating a cigarette butt like he don't even care?! These street pigeons be out here just trying to get a crumb.
When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon
Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.