Pineapple Wednesday

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.

Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!

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guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

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Pineapple Fanta

God's gift to the tropical fruit orientated soda drinking world.

Kid 1: Dude I just drank some pineapple fanta!!!
Kid 2: I didn't even know they made such a thing?!?
Kid 1: Ya it's fricken fantastic!!!

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Pineapple pizza

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.

Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??

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Pineapple Express

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%

That Pineapple express was dank!

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pineapple bitch

Its when you wanna call someone something but not say it, so instead you say pineapple and add bitch after

Dom: dude why were you being a pineapple bitch ??
Mart: she was making me be a pineapple bitch

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Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair