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when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!
man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell
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Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.
Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...
Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises
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v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
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An emoticon or "smily" which is used on a message board to show others that your post was sarcastic. Also referred to as jimlad. Popularized by SeattleClone, a member Cyclone Fanatic (a well-known message board for fans of Iowa State University).
Picture shown here-
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/images/smilies/wacky/jimlad.gif
Poster 1: I hope Harrison Barnes doesn't come here!
Poster 2: I hope you meant to put a sarcasm pirate on that because if you didn't, you are an idiot!
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Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.
Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.
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A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."
"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."
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One who plunders other's buttholes. Steals, plunders, rapes, pillage, loot, etc. Often done in the quest for pleasure and/or brown gold.
"That Dude's a total butthole pirate."
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