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amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you.
dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.
Also known as the “BLFC Hallway Cum Pizza”, refers to the event that occurred on the second day of the furry convention “Big Little Fur Con”, around 19 furries ejaculated onto a pizza before leaving it in the hallway for three hours.
Ever heard of the Hallway Pizza?
A pizza with pineapple slices on top, which some people might like, while others don't.
Either way, I respect your opinion
Me: I have a random question, do you like pineapple pizza? Because I do...
Him: Nah....it's not really my favourite. I'm not really that kind of guy who likes to put fruit in pizza.
The burning of the inside of your mouth due to eating too-hot pizza, specifically the blistering and peeling of the roof of the mouth. Caused in particular by searing hot cheese.
You do not have to be intoxicated for this to happen, you just need to be hungry.
Some idiot: "Balls, this pizza is too hot and now my mouth is burnt and peeling and stuff"
Some idiot's friend: "Sounds like you got a bad case of pizza mouth."
(n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.
Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
Bread with spaghetti sauce and melted cheese on top. The best use for leftover spaghetti.
I was sick of spaghetti so I just made some pizza bread.
A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."