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A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.
Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...
How bad? Like, paper or plastic?
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A term denoting the girls who are under 18 yet are trying to look 22 and or fake in some way.
Guy A: WOW so much Plastic 12 around here…
Guy B: Yeah I can’t believe their mommas would let them out on a school night.
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Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.
Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!
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someone who's personality is fake and empty, having a lack of quality mental and physical assets, attempted surgical enhancement, but possessing functional genetalia
That chick is a plastic vagina!
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A person from Scotland in the United Kingdom who supports Celtic FC. Instead of waving the flag of the country they were born in, Scotland and Great Britain, they wave the tricolour of a completely different country; Ireland; at football games and sing terrorist songs. 99% of the people who support the Salmond National Party and want to pretend Scotland is a Gaelic country (despite the fact that the language was only spoken in the Highlands and is nowadays, like Latin all but dead there) are Plaggy Pads.
This contrasts to English people of Irish descent, who proudly accept the fact that they are born in England and so are English & British, whilst not being ashamed of their ancestors origins. For example much of the populance of Liverpool, Manchester, London are ethnically Irish yet accept their correct, non divisionist, English & British cultural and national identity. As shown by the fact that you will not hear terrorist songs or waving of foreign flags at any of these clubs games.
Many of the Plastic Patricks in the United States and Scotland have a strong PIRA fetish, some have even taken to funding them financially. Plastic Paddy romantic terrorist fetishism is even more prounced than the majority of actual Irish people born in Ireland itself, who seem to have moved on a bit and are aware that Ireland has a proud culture which goes beyond bitter snipping and whinging about "da British opressa! 800 yeaaars!".
George Galloway to a British audience: I am British and Scottish!
George Galloway to a yank Plastic Paddy audience: I am an Irishman!
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A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
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The sexual act where you 69 with a woman while getting your ass fucked by 2 guys, and she is getting her ass fucked by a dog.
look above for example of Plastic Pistole
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