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selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 7, 2011


caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 9, 2019


v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt March 28, 2016


Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS August 7, 2015


poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013


poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler March 15, 2014


Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright February 3, 2012