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Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.
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Usually a teenaged female who has no life outside of shopping at Abercrombie and telling people that their clothes are out of style. Also see prep
(sound of high-heeled boots in the hallway)
Person 1) "Oh damn, its the fashion police!"
Person 2) "Quick put on your A&F jackets and make sure your collar is popped."
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When the police beat the hell out of you. For not cooperating with them.
The LAPD beat Rodney King like they were his daddy.
Don't run from the police, they will f--- you up royally.
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those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner
Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!
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The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
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A group of men and women who have the upmost respect for traffic laws and attempt to fine as many people as possible for violations with an extreme prejudice. Also known for having no real purpose in life and lacking the neccessary traits of being productive members of society. More commonly recognized for their inability to find any real crime to handle in the town of Cary, thus occupying their time with the severe harrasment of teenagers for minor issues such as noise complaints, excessive partying, speeding, and other forms of petty crime.
see also: excrement, bullshit, autism
The Cary Police pulled me over for speeding 50 on a 45.
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Law enforcement people who are supposed to keep riots under control, but most often they worsen the riots by beating up innocent bystanders.
I was just sitting on a bench watching the riot from a block away, and this asshole police officer comes up to me and beats the living crap out of me. Stupid riot police.
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