someone or something cute whom you may love
hand me my doochi woochie loochie pooch
This word can replace any adjective. It can be used for positive or negative.
She's such a pooch!
Wow! That was poochy!
Ugh pooch.
You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion
Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!