'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?
Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
a pasta from McDonalds on their secret menu that is udon noodles with sauce made from water splashed off of a poodle dog
hello, McDonalds worker, I would like the Poodle McNoodle please
A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.
I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.
A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay
George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!
Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"
Ezra: "Yes, you may"
When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle
My thirsty poodle is tucked away