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When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat
Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom
When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.
My leg gone!
Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.
(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."
A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.
My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.
A porcelain berry is a type of weed
"Dude you just smoked the porcelain berry weed you're so fucked!"
"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"
An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.