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what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.
i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn!
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something only guys who cant get laid watch
Mike: You watch porn?
Matt: Yes
Mike: Sad
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Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.
Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??
Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!
Unmarried man: . . .
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21th century way to humiliate mankind.
porn is produced by haters and watched by idiots.
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Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.
Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.
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