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noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.
Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Scott, you're such a gurffy pud
Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.
"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.
Eating out a girl on her period while she's taking a shit.
I just had some of my girlfriend's warm raspberry pudding.
when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.
The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.
During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.
Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.
Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.
A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.