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an arm motion made during intense moments of musical euphoria, defined by the outward thrusting of the fist and flexing in-between repetitions. Usually done in groups of 3 or more. Can also be done inside a moving vehicle for extra style points and honks from random females
1. The beegees techno remix is on... it's fist pump time!
2. At the club, John likes to fist pump his way to the dancefloor
3. The guido fist pump is part of every successful man's nightlife
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A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...
-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
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A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom
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To carry one’s self with heavy or unsteady movements from side-to-side with infused enthusiasm, competitive spirit, energy, and exerting oneself in a manner likened to pumping.
The famous rapper Eminem in several popular videos to include “Lose Yourself” demonstrates many moments of “swag pumped” in front of his dressing room mirror prior to performing. Additionally, several moments can be viewed in this same video where his whole audience is “swag pumped”.
“This world is mine for the takin’…so swag pumped!!”
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A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.
scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"
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To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.
Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.
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The act of throttling a vagina. Thrusting in and out like a piston on a pickup truck.
Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.