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crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018


Finger Puppet

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole

Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet

by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020


puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

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Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!

Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!

by Majenta March 6, 2021


Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012


Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022


waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022