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fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 2, 2011


F1 pusher

The term "F1 pusher" originated from the Space MMO 'Eve Online'. It describes a skill-less player that can only press the F1 key (which generally triggers the guns) when the Fleet Commander tells him to.

He supposedly has no understanding of actual game-mechanics and is therefor unable to make decisions of his own.

One skilled player insulting another player: " You are so shit man, you F1 pusher."

After someone get's blown up, tell him: "Stick to pressing F1, noob."

by F33l Teh QUAM! January 27, 2017


Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018


poverty pusher

Someone who purposely goes out of their way to cause forceful poverty in someone's life.

Which one of you disgusting cretin poverty pushing d-bags assigned my password 808 for this position?

Why are these poverty pushers destroying careers.

by get.ur.boogie.on February 1, 2022


Dope Pusher

Dope pusher is like a salesman, who tries to get you to buy his drugs and get you hooked on them so you'll come back for more . Basically the scum of the earth. Don't do it.

Looking for a good high? I've got just what you need. This is what a drug dope pusher does

by FlowerPower401 November 27, 2021


Pedal Pusher

An amateur, juvenile, unsophisticated, or otherwise pandering or populist musician or composer who produces music with the intent of appealing to the broadest audience and/or that panders to the most common listener.

Catchy music for the sake of being catchy

Man, is Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom” catchy, but wow when you play it yourself do you see what a pedal pusher he is.

by OhMywhat A Guys August 4, 2022


Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024