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During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.
Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.
BULLY PUSHER
1) a person who stands up to bullies.
2) anyone that taunts a bully as a means to challenge the bully
3) to show a bully you are not afraid
My friend used to get bet up and picked on, until he started his tacfit warrior training, Now my friend is a hardcore bully pusher .
No bully ever likes to run up on a bully pusher. It doesn't usually work out to good for the bullies.
Those instant karma videos are usually full of good examples of bully pushers.
n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.
Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.
The term "F1 pusher" originated from the Space MMO 'Eve Online'. It describes a skill-less player that can only press the F1 key (which generally triggers the guns) when the Fleet Commander tells him to.
He supposedly has no understanding of actual game-mechanics and is therefor unable to make decisions of his own.
One skilled player insulting another player: " You are so shit man, you F1 pusher."
After someone get's blown up, tell him: "Stick to pressing F1, noob."
A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.