Me:Y'all be prepared for this. I'm about to teach you something important.
You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!!
Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874.
You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)*
You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!!
Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"?
You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...?
Me:...
You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah.
You: Oh.
Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!!
You: YEAH!!!
Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.
You rule!
Me: Yeah. That was very long. Sorry about that....But atleast you ended up learning about why your keyboard says Qwerty, AND you got the lyrics to the Burger King ad!
You: What an absolute waste of time
Me: Hey!
The very first line/thing about the object/subject in the context.
Short for qwertyuiop. Replacement of A, B, C.
Do you even know the qwerty of memes, Dad! Stop sending me those.
A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.
At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.
what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions
person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold
The moment where a dick shoved so far up your ass that ducks start to come out your mouth as you scream ‘qwerty bob’
‘Fuck qwerty bob’ she yelled bro, ‘I had a pond in my bedroom’
turning threes time clock-wise then ten times counter-clock-wise
he is so craze he is turning a qwerty-turn