Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
Used to refer to something that reminds you of your ex partner in a bad way
That song is my purple raccoon
When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo
I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.
SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!
girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex
Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.
The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.
OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!