My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.
A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.
i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
Deluded loser with terrible acne
Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?
Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian
Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!
Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.