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Religion

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.

If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.

by Josh Voorhees May 27, 2008

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religion

1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.

2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.

"My religion says I can kill you."
*BAM*

by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003

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Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.

Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.

by antireligiouszombies June 15, 2010

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religion

Complete and utter bullshit.

religion is complete bullshit

by dogking439 October 5, 2018

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religion

A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old

Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)

by Ethan Brooks April 22, 2016

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Religion

Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain

Religion
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most

by beamish July 19, 2013

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Religion

Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.

"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin

Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?

Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people

Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist

by oldemberg April 29, 2014

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